Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
