we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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