My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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