You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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