VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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