3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
A+ Viking dick
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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