i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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