Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
handjob tips. give me some.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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