i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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