Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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