i was born a porn star she said
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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