Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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