i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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