I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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