Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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