I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
