What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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