"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think I sprained my soul last night
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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