sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
My bed smells like the plague
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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