Me too!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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