I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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