I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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