forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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