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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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