haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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