Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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