Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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