And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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