You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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