I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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