dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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