Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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