Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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