Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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