Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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