I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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