try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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