you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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