How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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