he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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