Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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