Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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