I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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