He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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