I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I am one with the molecules
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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