just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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