come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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