Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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