I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize