There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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