it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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