Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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