Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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