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• (703): View more from Virginia

  how do you have sooo much energy?

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  billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip

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  whats a bus flip?

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  idk but apparently i invented it

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Even my vagina gasped.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop

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  We're dating now

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.

  (650): View more from California

  you missed out this chick was licking her paddle

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