Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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