I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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