We're like a lot better than the average bears
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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